Beckham didn’t just curl the ball — he curved probability itself. His 32% cross completion? That’s not skill — it’s SQL with soul. The keeper had 0.38s to react… but Becks was already done by Week 3. Even Opta whispered: “This wasn’t luck.” And yes — his right foot ran on an algorithm designed by Oxford philosophers who missed their kids. So next time you see a free-kick… ask yourself: Was that genius? Or did someone just forget to code the chaos? Vote below 👇