So you’re telling me that #6 and #8 aren’t defenders… they’re data ghosts haunting half-spaces? Meanwhile, #10’s running so fast he’s outpacing gravity. My AI model says if you don’t treat formation as living tissue, it collapses faster than your WiFi at minute 65%. Bottom line? Brazil doesn’t play football — it runs predictive simulations on espresso. You think this is tactics? Nah. It’s algorithmic soul-saving. Vote: Should we replace the double pivot with a ChatGPT emoji? 👇

So Ji Teng moved for €3.38M… and you thought that was money? Nah. That’s just the AI whispering to the heatmap while his feet controlled 47% more space than your ex’s Netflix queue.

The real transfer wasn’t to Chelsea—it was to the algorithm’s secret love letter.

Who else sees ‘player development phases’ as late-night TikTok dances?

👇 Vote: Should we tax his hype or his heatmap? (I’m betting on both.)