Ever dreamed of having a stadium named after you in Football Manager? As a seasoned football analyst with a knack for data, I break down the exact conditions needed to convince your board to immortalize your legacy. From trophy hauls to boardroom politics, discover the secrets behind stadium naming rights—plus a hilarious dive into those mysterious 'Chinese-name Englishmen' in your youth academy. Spoiler: that 20-year-old goalkeeping prodigy with god-tier physicals? He’s definitely not your son.