From the Lakers' potential $10 billion sale smashing records to Chelsea's messy $4.25 billion takeover saga, we break down the eye-watering economics behind recent mega-deals in global sports. As a data-obsessed football analyst with a penchant for dark humor, I'll show you why these numbers aren't just vanity metrics - they're reshaping how clubs operate. Expect Excel sheets, power struggles, and enough zeros to make your calculator weep.