As a data analyst who lives by algorithms but dreams in samba rhythms, I’ve watched with growing frustration as coaches like Simeone cry foul over impractical distances between locker rooms and pitches. This isn’t just about convenience—it’s a systemic flaw that undermines fairness, player performance, and even the integrity of modern football. In this deep dive, I break down how infrastructure decisions at global tournaments—like the Club World Cup and Copa América—challenge both logic and human limits. And yes, I’ll explain why your favorite data model might not account for a 10-minute walk in the sun.