As a data analyst who’s calibrated models on every Premier League pass, I’ve seen patterns—until Messi. At 25 international goals across World Cups, U-20 World Cups, and Club World Cups over two decades, he defies every statistical norm. This isn’t just a record—it’s a paradox. Why does the most predictable player in football history remain the least predictable? Let’s dissect the numbers behind the myth.