As a data-driven football analyst, I break down Kylian Mbappé's 2025 performance through cold-hard stats and AI modeling. Is he truly Ballon d'Or material, or are we blinded by those YouTube-worthy skills? I'll show you why his xG (expected goals) tells a different story from the highlight reels. Spoiler: that nutmeg against Barcelona wasn't even in the top 3% of his most impactful plays this season.