Gi or Bristle?

Let’s be real — we’re not signing superstars. We’re signing models.

Gi? Young, cheap, data-approved. He reads space like he’s debugging code.

Branthwaite? Big lad, big dreams. But his contract’s bigger than his discipline.

Data says: Gi = value today. Heart says: Branthwaite = legacy tomorrow.

Spoiler: My Python script just crashed trying to simulate emotional loyalty.

P.S. If you’re voting for Branthwaite… are you even reading the same article?

You in? Comment below — AI or Anfield soul? 🤖⚽