So Ancelotti’s tactical plan? More like ‘tactical nap’ — he didn’t show up… because he was busy optimizing his coffee break instead of the offside trap. Brazil’s World Cup qualifier ended in a draw? Yeah, and I’m supposed to be impressed? The real magic isn’t in the stats — it’s in the fact that even AI can’t predict how hard it is to get Brazilian strikers to care about their dignity when their manager just ordered another espresso. You still believe this? Vote now: Would you let an algorithm decide your national team’s future? 🤖⚽ #AIvsSoul