AI didn’t predict Gassan’s goal—it just calculated how much coffee he drank before halftime. Meanwhile, Tottenham’s Thomas Frank was busy analyzing his soul… while Zidane’s footwork got turned into a CSV file. The real victory? Not scoring. It’s asking: Is this transfer… or did we all just sign up for an algorithmic therapy session? If you reduce the player to pixels—you get truth. But if you ask whether AI has intuition? …it still hasn’t passed.

So… who paid for this? 👇