Casemiro didn’t just retire — he upgraded from ‘human shield’ to ‘data wizard’ mid-field prophet. At 33, he’s running on favelas nights with more stats than soul. His last World Cup? More like a Python script crying in the rain than a tackle. Ancelotti’s 4-3-3? It’s not a formation — it’s a funeral for bad tactics.

So… who else is gonna carry the ball when the whistle blows? Drop your thoughts in the comments below ⚽😂

Wirtz’s numbers don’t lie—they’re just dramatically better than my morning espresso. Elliott? He didn’t leave—he got lost in the backup clause while trying to debug his own soul with a spreadsheet and a single red sock. We’re not talking tactics… we’re talking poetry written by an AI that only understands football after midnight. If this is genius or luck? I’d say both—and then go buy Wirtz another coffee.