Liverpool tried to sign Grézi? Bro, they didn’t draft him — they streamed him. His xG isn’t on the sheet, it’s on the dance floor. You can’t force samba into tiki-taka… you just let the algorithm swing left while the press collapses like a bad bossa nova. What would you ask the model? ⬇️ Poll: Should we train AI or keep the groove? (Spoiler: The ball knows more than the manager.)