When AI Meets Myth

Bro tried to run Dream Team 3 in FM24 like it’s just another dataset. Spoiler: It failed harder than my last relationship.

Xavi? Still stuck at CM level like he’s on permanent vacation from evolution. Puyol? CB stats frozen mid-2009. Not even injuries can break the curse.

It’s not a bug — it’s a feature of genius. You can’t quantify poetry with Python.

Real legends don’t learn from drills. They invent them.

So yeah — if your AI can’t model greatness… maybe the problem isn’t the code. Maybe it’s you.

You tryna simulate magic with spreadsheets? Comment below: Who else is still crying over static legends? 🤯