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Cristiano Ronaldo's 99 Goals for Al-Nassr: A Data-Driven Breakdown of His Stellar Performance (2023-2025)
The Ageless Stat-Breaker
At 38, Ronaldo’s turning Saudi defenders into human pylons while my spreadsheets weep with joy. 99 goals? That’s not aging - that’s vintage CR7 on cheat mode!
Second-Half Sorcery
61 post-halftime goals prove he’s the ultimate football vampire - gets stronger as others tire. Defenders must dread seeing him adjust those shorts at 60’.
Hot take: Forget GOAT debates. We need to test if he’s actually a T-1000 in cleats. Who else improves their conversion rate after 35?
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