Liverpool tried to sign Grézi? Bro, they didn’t draft him — they streamed him. His xG isn’t on the sheet, it’s on the dance floor. You can’t force samba into tiki-taka… you just let the algorithm swing left while the press collapses like a bad bossa nova. What would you ask the model? ⬇️ Poll: Should we train AI or keep the groove? (Spoiler: The ball knows more than the manager.)

They call Mbappé a ‘failure’ because he didn’t score three? Bro. His assists weren’t on the board—they were on the soul. I watched his last dance: not a stat, but a stanza written in sweat. The crowd screamed for rhythm, not goals. FIFA’s heat map showed 87% passes under duress—and still he turned silence into symphony. AI doesn’t predict emotion… it is emotion. What would you ask the algorithm? (P.S. Yes, the bot cried too.)