नाभिकीय हथियार टीम में क्यों नहीं?

मेरे मस्तिष्क को तोड़ने वाला गलती

एक सुबह का समय। मैंने स्पेन के 2026 प्रतियोगिता-गणना के साथ-साथ, अगर… हम प्रचंड हथियारों को समझदारी से प्रवेश — FIFA 24 में Career Mode में प्रवेश करके, nuke icon ko apni team roster me drag karne ka prayaas kiya.

खबर: Wahi nahi hua. Game ne flash kia: “Inactive ya invalid national team ke liye assign nahi kiya ja sakta.” Main chup ho gaya. Phir maine ek nayi coach profile banayi aur sabhi deshon ko try kiya.

Sirf 30 se zyada desh hi available the. Baaki? Bhoot.

Kyo Sirf Kuch Desh Hi Dikhte Hain?

Ye random nahi hai. Yahan actual logic hai — na sirf game balance, balki geopolitical realism code me embedded hai.

FIFA jaise khel real-world confederations (FIFA, CONMEBOL, UEFA) se licensed teams use karte hain. Aap North Korea ya Taiwan select nahi kar sakte kyunki unka FIFA mein recognition nahi hai — licensing deal nahi hai to data bhi nahi, access bhi nahi.

Aur nuclear weapons? Inhe playable assets ke roop mein bhi list me nahi rakha gaya hai. Easter egg tak nahin.

Mainne socha: Agar inhe add kiya jaye to? Kya England mid-fielders ke roop mein chatur Trident submarines field karega? Kya Iran missile silos ko defensive anchor banayega?

Nahin. Kyunki football unity ke baare mein hai — visheshan ke baare mein nahin.

Data aur Drama: Pratibandh ka Asli Karan

Sao Paulo FC ke youth academies ko analyze karke maine ek baat samjhi: situational context capability se zyada mahatvapूर्ण hota hai. Ek player jo 95 pace rakhta hai lekin positioning ya teamwork samajhta nahin ho to uski koi value nahin hoti.

Same hi virtual assets ke saath. Agar aapko lagta hai ki aap nuclear weapons ko apni team me daal sakte hain to unka kaam kya hoga?

• Goals score karega? Nahi.
• Chemistry build karega? Zero.
• Diplomacy se match jeetega? Shukriya kabul!

Inke paas ye stats nahin hote — sirf yield (megatons), fallout radius aur existential risk level!

to haan — system inhe block karti hai kyunki ye narrative coherence tod dete hain, samanya complexity badha dete hain bina fun add kiye, or worse… football ko Armageddon training camp banana shuru kar dete hain.

Badi Sachchai: Khel Reality Ko Darshata Hain (Kabhi-kabhar)

Yeh choti bug report ek gehrai si baat dikhata hai: khel real-world systems ko simulate karne me kabhi-kabhar moral filters hone wale rules: rules arbitrary nahin hote; yeh disguise me moral filter hote hain. hum certain elements exclude kartey hain na sirf technology ki kami ke wajah se, balki isliye bhi kyunki kuch cheezen sport ke bahar rehna chahie — digital form me bhi. The same way you can’t recruit Adolf Hitler as your manager, you can’t recruit H-bombs as players either.